I say old chap - that's just not on!

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[Listening to: Teardrop - José González - In Our Nature (3:33)]

I drafted this ages ago, but never got around to posting it: Tea room bans dunking in etiquette drive. A seaside tea room is throwing out customers if they commit that most cardinal of sins - dunking their biscuits. It reminds me of my friend James, who's a dunker. People fall into one camp or the other, no doubt about it. Personally I'm into a nice crisp biscuit, not some soggy mess and some flotsam floating around in my tea, but whatever takes your biscuit (please excuse the most deliberate pun).